I am Thomson. Fear me and my power to sell you my random artwork.

You can try to resist. It is futile.

I sell NFTs. You can buy the finished and unfinished versions of each one, but it’s difficult to get ahold of a complete pair.

They’re just so popular.

I’m granting you access to my vulnerable, incomplete drawings. Do not abuse this great privilege.

I also like to draw geetars. There are average geetars, rare geetars, special geetars, and super rare geetars.

You know which ones you want.

This is my signature. If you ever see it on an NFT, that means you should buy it.

That’s a pro tip. Write it down.

My account name on Opensea is -TH-, and I make artwork (otherwise known as THartwork). Buy some.

Oh look, it’s a handy little button.